mckenziekatherine: goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence For a creative story in 7th grade, a boy’s opening sentence was “I am on a plane on my way to England. My name is Sparky. I am a dog.”...
parrotcakes: IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
cuteys: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. The comment above is completely accurate THE ENDING!!!!!!
zackisontumblr: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
badbobbygrr: a-perfect—-mess: arcs: this is the only thing i cared about that occurred during 2012 sing along with me guys! omg I haven’t lost it that hard over a video in a long time! Come On!!
today-isawindingroad: ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it. LET THE CHURCH SAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2corinththoughts asked: YOURE GONNA BE HERE ON MONDAY MAYBE SUNDAY
Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude...– unknown (via hayiey)
getting real tired of all these love posts tumblr… get it together!
flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon
kristinleahcook: Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience. TRUTH. I have always said if someone does not want to hire me because of my tattoos then I do not want to work for them!
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know